Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego( 's Stuff she posted on Augie Marketplace to Efficiently Find and Lock Down a Buyer)?
Oh, I'm sorry, is that title too LONG for you? BOO HOO. Did it WASTE so much of your PRECIOUS TIME with its OBNOXIOUS pop culture reference and OVERLY EXTENDED parenthetical? Am I WAY OVERPLAYING this SARCASTIC line of questioning?
Well that's nothing compared to the amount of time you, as a highly valued user of AUGIE MARKETPLACE, would waste trying to find an item in a poorly structured, impenetrable android app made by a bunch of shmucks! You'd waste a whole lot of time!
We got you covered. We may be shmucks, but we respect your time.
The app currently allows a user to search for items by Category, Seller, Date Uploaded, and Title. If you can't find an item in this search system, there's a chance it just doesn't exist.
I swear, I searched Waldo on this thing and it came up with circled pictures of him on every page of every book. I'll never have to look for that striped trickster again.
No really.
...Ok not really, I found those on the internet. But how neat would that be? I'm pulling for that added functionality at the next Scrum Meeting.
The search system queries our Firebase RealTime Database and collects all relevant items, displaying them for your viewing pleasure. For most similar apps, a familiar search bar would be effective. But taking into account the size of Augustana's student population, social groups, and class sizes, specifying the method of the search is far more effective.
We hope to get you searching for items soon! Stay tuned!
-Keenan
Well that's nothing compared to the amount of time you, as a highly valued user of AUGIE MARKETPLACE, would waste trying to find an item in a poorly structured, impenetrable android app made by a bunch of shmucks! You'd waste a whole lot of time!
We got you covered. We may be shmucks, but we respect your time.
The app currently allows a user to search for items by Category, Seller, Date Uploaded, and Title. If you can't find an item in this search system, there's a chance it just doesn't exist.
I swear, I searched Waldo on this thing and it came up with circled pictures of him on every page of every book. I'll never have to look for that striped trickster again.
No really.
...Ok not really, I found those on the internet. But how neat would that be? I'm pulling for that added functionality at the next Scrum Meeting.
The search system queries our Firebase RealTime Database and collects all relevant items, displaying them for your viewing pleasure. For most similar apps, a familiar search bar would be effective. But taking into account the size of Augustana's student population, social groups, and class sizes, specifying the method of the search is far more effective.
We hope to get you searching for items soon! Stay tuned!
-Keenan
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